Me: What do you want?
Idiot: Grey Goose and Vodka.
Me: A what?
Idiot: Grey Goose and Vodka!!
Me: You want a Grey Goose AND Vodka??
Idiot: Ya, give me a Grey Goose and Vodka!!!!
It happens twice a night. Every night. For the past seven years. I wish this was an exaggeration.
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