Chow.com finally did it. I ‘ want a drink right now. Craptails, The Worst 10 Cocktail Concepts of All Time. This does not disappoint with drinks like, The Salmon Colada, and Doctor Adkins (a drink that includes Spam with raw bacon garnish). I think I’ll just have a beer today.
Salmon Colada
Salmon Colada
3 ounces light rum
2 cups crushed ice
3 tablespoons pineapple juice
3 tablespoons coconut milk
1 ounce fresh Atlantic salmon
Salmon head, for garnish
Blend all ingredients and garnish with a salmon head.
If anyone at the party starts talking about the importance of Omega-3 fatty acids, merely gesture at your drink and say, “Eh? Eh? That enough for ya?” Later in the evening, give your salmon head a name and have it deliver monologues on the commercialization of independent cinema or why the French Laundry is past its prime.
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