No More Easy Free Liquor

Vice Wine Puzzle

If I know you personally and your birthday, anniversary, (insert any gift giving event here), there is a 90% chance that I will give you some type of liquor. After all, for how much I enjoy drinking I just naturally assume that any of my friends have the same love and desire for a cocktail. From this point on though, you are going to have to work for it. I am going to start strapping these little bad boys on those wonderful bottles of joy just to frustrate my friends and delay the sweet satisfaction of popping that cork or twisting the top off. Just like a rude customer at the bar whistling and waving money like a mad man, your just going to have to wait for a drink. Oh yeah and the puzzle itself is perfectly acceptable to regift. Restocked of course. Anyone want to see if a bottle of Makers Mark 46 fits in there?

Sometimes, Whisky Makes Me Want To Sing

When I first saw this video I watched it like 30 times. It makes me happy to be alive.

Winos Are Not Left Out

We all have bottle openers as key chains. Personally I have the SuckUK skeleton key bottle opener.  What about all the wine drinkers? This is one of the coolest wine opener key chains  have ever seen.

Cork Screw Key Chain

 You can see another cool SuckUK wine key chain HERE

Bitters Shortage

Remember a few months back when you thought cocktails as you knew them were going to change? My favorite ingredient ever was in a terrible shortage that brought the cocktail community to a near panic. Well, once again you can go to the store and not have to worry about if they are going to have any Bitters, or how long it will be on backorder, or having to listen to the clerk telling you “I just don’t know when it will be in.” Now you can just do what I did and go to Target and find that they have so much that its on clearance.  So for now at least, lets all say goodbye to that miserable Bitters shortage. 

No more shortage